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• All My Exes Live In Texas

• All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down

• Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?

• Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?

• Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord? (denne er ekte)

• At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

• Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

NAKEN COWBOY: Det er artistnavnet til Robert Burck, som har forlystet forbipasserende på Times Square i New York. Bildet er fra desember 2002. Han er ingen stor sanger. Arkivfoto: Scanpix/Reuters
NAKEN COWBOY: Det er artistnavnet til Robert Burck, som har forlystet forbipasserende på Times Square i New York. Bildet er fra desember 2002. Han er ingen stor sanger. Arkivfoto: Scanpix/Reuters Vis mer

• Bubba Shot The Jukebox

• Can\'t Get Over You, So Why Don\'t You Get Under Me?

• Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You\'re Going Against the Grain

• Did I Shave my Legs for This?

• Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?

• Don\'t Come Home a-Drinkin\' With Lovin\' on Yo-mind

• Don\'t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

• Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)

• Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

• Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

• Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth \'Cause I\'m Kissing You Goodbye.

• Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms

• Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart.

• Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

• Heaven\'s Just A Sin Away.

• Her Body Couldn\'t Keep You Off My Mind.

• Her Cheatin\' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me

• Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

• Here\'s A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)

• High Cost of Low Living

• How Can A Whiskey That\'s 6 Years Old Whup A Man That\'s 33?

• How Can I Miss You If You Won\'t Go Away?

• How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I\'ve Been A Liar All My Life?

• How Come Your Dog Don\'t Bite Nobody But Me?

• I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.

• I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

• I Can\'t Get Over You, So Why Don\'t You Get Under Me?

• I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life.

• I Don\'t Care if it Rains or Freezes \'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin\' on the Dashboard of my Car

• I Don\'t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.

• I Don\'t Want Your Body If Your Heart\'s Not In It.

• I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

• I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

• I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

• I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I\'m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

• I Guess I Had Your Leavin\' Coming

• I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don\'t Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.

• I Keep Forgettin\' I Forgot About You.

• I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones

• I Only Miss You On The Days That End In \' Y \'

• I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim\'s Gettin\' Better.

• I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife\'s Heart

• I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

• I Wish I Were A Lesbian

• I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She\'s Out Of Town.

• I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn\'t Spell Yuck!

• I Wouldn\'t Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win.

• I\'d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy.

• If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?

• If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I\'d Cry All Night Long.

• If The Phone Don\'t Ring, Baby, You\'ll Know It\'s Me

• If Today Was A Fish, I\'d Throw It Back In

• If You Can\'t Be Good, Be Bad With Me

• If You Can\'t Live Without Me, Why Aren\'t You Dead?

• If You Don\'t Leave Me Alone, I\'ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

• If You Got the Money, Honey, I Got the Time

• If You\'re Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him Wrong Again With Me!

• I\'ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let\'s Honeymoon Tonight.

• I\'ll Tennessee You In My Dreams

• I\'m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home.

• I\'m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life.

• I\'m Not Married But The Wife Is.

• I\'m So Miserable Without You, It\'s Like Having You Here.

• It Ain\'t Easy Being Easy

• It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison)

• It\'s Not the High Cost of Living, It\'s the Cost of Living High

• I\'ve Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I\'m Blue All The Time.

• Make Me Late For Work Today.

• Mama Get The Hammer (There\'s A Fly On Papa\'s Head).

• Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?

• My Every Day Silver Is Plastic.

• My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.

• Oh, Lord! It\'s Hard To Be Humble When You\'re Perfect In Every Way.

• Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain\'t the Same

• Overlonely and Underkissed

• Please Bypass This Heart.

• Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer

• Redneck Martians Stole My Baby

• Run for the Roundhouse Nellie (He Can\'t Corner You There)

• She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw

• She Can Put Her Shoes Under My Bed Anytime

• She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.

• She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass

• She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

• She Thinks My Tractor\'s Sexy

• She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas

• She\'s Actin\' Single..... I\'m Drinkin\' Doubles

• Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim\'s Gettin\' Better

• Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love.

• Thank God And Greyhound She\'s Gone.

• They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can\'t Stop My Face From Breakin\' Out.

• This White Circle on My Finger Means We\'re Through

• Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart.

• Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I\'ll Think You\'re Walking In

• Warm Beer Cold Women

• We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It\'s All Over Now

• What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Loser Out Of Me).

• When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I\'ll Think You\'re Walking In

• When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye

• Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?

• Wouldn\'t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I\'m Afraid She\'d Win

• You Ain\'t Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin\'

• You Can\'t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd.

• You\'re Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation

• You\'re Out Of Step (With The Beat Of My Heart)

• You\'re Ruining My Bad Reputation.

• You\'re The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can\'t Bite You Off

• You\'re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

• You\'re The Ring Around My Bathtub, You\'re The Hangnail Of My Life

• You\'ve Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face

• You\'ve Got Sawdust On The Floor Of Your Heart

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