Om nøyaktig ei uke går Donald Trump fra å være et bøllefrø til å bli verdens mektigste bølle. Ingenting biter på ham. Verken satire, falske nyheter, ekte nyheter, fakta, CIA, CNN eller beskyldninger om rasisme og sjåvinisme. Han er og blir Amerikas president de neste fire åra, puh. Derfor tyr vi til det siste halmstrået, og sender ham et brev slik som Aftenpostens redaktør, Espen Egil Hansen, gjorde til Facebook-Mark. Det ble jo en suksess.
Og, vi som sliter oss ut i mainstream onlinepapermedia benytter oss selvsagt av det verktøyet vi kan og bruker mest, Google Translate. Her er vårt brev som vi selvsagt sender i beinhardt oppkrav:
Dear Donald. How's it going? About a week, Donald, should YOU become the world's most powerful man. A whole world trembles in our underpants, but we hope that you do not press the nuclear button at first and then you must stop being so angry at everything and everyone.
You're a white man, with nice, yellow hair and such pledge, a pale face anno 2017 can not behave like an old cowboy, you know that. And this mextexwall you're talking about, now let it lie. That's just nonsense.
Can not you try to be a good president then, Donald? You've had success doing business, they say. What if you tried to become the best president for America? And create stability in the world. Do you get to it, then there would many of us, we on the political Muslim-loving communist left side, will be properly embarrassed, that is.
Here in Norway there are many on facebook right, and the old lashing abdomen, Mr. Carl I. Hagen, who loves you, them about it. No, I have not much more to say other than that we hope the best, but fearing the worst. And, false news is shit. Good luck and good recovery, greeting Tom Stahlsberg, Dagbladet paper (and some online).
PS: Shall surely greet you from Erna too. She leads our country at the moment. And, one last thing, we met each other in an auxiliary class, you had with you the message home. Hope you do not get with the notified home now from Putin on the Ritz. .