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(Dagbladet.no): Tirsdag oppfordret vi leserne til å sende inn sine musikklister til oss, og til gjengjeld ville vi gi bort fem eksemplarer av Tor Mildes nye bok.

Responsen har vært enorm.

Vi har kost oss stort hver morgen, med flere titalls nye lister dumpende inn i mailboksen. Selvsagt skulle vi hatt flere bøker å gi bort, men fem vinnere måtte jo til slutt kåres.

HER ER DE BESTE LISTENE: Sten Utgård fra Hundeidvik hadde gjort seg mest flid, og sendte massevis av lister. Her er noen av dem:

10 artister du kan sette fyr på:

1. Gasoline

2. Bjørk

3. Prince

4. The Church

5. Ronnie Wood

6. Crowded House

7. Bush

8. Television

9. Tindersticks

10. TNT

10 artister du skal passe deg for :

1. Sex Pistols

2. Butthole Surfers

3. Fine Young Cannibals

4. The Shadows

5. Traffic

6. Temptations

7. UFO

8. Anthrax

9. Presidents of the United States of America

10. Killdozer

10 band du kan spise :

1. Kjøtt

2. Meat Loaf

3. Marmalade

4. Strawbs

5. Kerrs Pink

6. XTC

7. Fish

8. Cake

9. Barenaked Ladies

10. Poison

Leif Atle Heens liste fortjener også en bok.

Tidenes beste sjuendealbum:

1. The Beatles – Revolver

2. Bob Dylan – Blonde On Blonde

3. The Who – Who’s Next

4. Michael Jackson – Thriller

5. The Kinks – Are The Village Green Preservation Society

6. Neil Young – On The Beach

7. Ella Fitzgerald – Like Someone In Love

8. Elvis Costello – Imperial Bedroom

9. R.E.M. – Out Of Time

10. Frank Zappa And The Mothers of Invention – Hot Rats

11. U2 – The Joshua Tree

12. The Band – Northern Lights Southern Cross

13. The Doors – L.A. Woman

14. AC/DC – Highway To Hell

15. Beach Boys – Beach Boys Concert

16. The Byrds – Dr Byrds & Mr Hyde

17. Bruce Springsteen – Born In The USA

18. Steely Dan – Aja

19. Blur – 13

20. Eric Clapton – Slowhand

21. Radiohead – Hail To The Thief

22. Deep Purple – Machine Head

23. Elvis Presley – A Date With Elvis

24. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band – Will The Circle Be Unbroken

25. Elton John – Honky Chateau

26. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Californication

27. The Grateful Dead – Grateful Dead

28. Al Stewart – Year Of The Cat

29. Nilsson – Nilsson Schmilsson

30. Fats Domino – Let’s Play Fats Domino

31. Bill Evans – Waltz For Debby

32. Peter Gabriel – So

33. Marvin Gaye – How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You

34. Genesis – The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway

35. Afghan Whigs – 1965

36. Little Feat – Waiting For Colombus

37. Otis Redding – Live In Europe

38. Motörhead – Iron Fist

39. Pantera – Far Beyond Driven

40. Peter, Paul And Mary – Peter, Paul And Mary Album

41. Beck – Midnite Vultures

42. The Rolling Stones – Their Satanic Majesties Request

43. Paul Simon – Hearts And Bones

44. Dennis Brown – Wolf & Leopards

45. Electric Light Orchestra – A New World Record

46. Simple Minds – Once Upon A Time

47. Talking Heads – Stop Making Sense

48. David Bowie – Pin Ups

49. Eurythmics – Revenge

50. Weather Report – Heavy Weather

Fredrik Ball (aka Pleasure) fra London, får bok for sine tre lister:

Topp 5 mest svaksynte musikkstjerner:

1. Elvis Costello

2. Erlend Øye

3. Run DMC

4. Buddy Holly

5. Elton John

Topp 5 antiklimaks:

1. Michael Jackson - Invincible

2. Prince - Chaos and Disorder

3. Yes - Tales from Topographic Oceans

4. mike Oldfield - tubular bells 2

5. Franz Ferdinands neste skive..

Topp 5 beste gitarsoloer:

1. Michael jackson - Beat It

2. Daft Punk - Aerodynamic

3. The Eagles - Hotel California

4. Van Halen - Eruption

5. Led Zepplin - Stairway to heaven

Bok får også Anne Riise:

10 usannsynlige, men virkelige låttitler:

1.Two Nice Girls: I spent my last $10 on birth control and beer

2. The New Mexicans : Why do I drink my worries away when I could just duct tape your mouth shut?

3. Aaron Tippin: She feels like a brand new man tonight

4. Jerry Reed: She got the gold mine (I got the shaft)

5. Deana Carter: Did I shave my legs for this?

6. Kinky Friedman: Get your biscuits in the oven, and your buns in the bed.

7. Loretta Lynn/Conway Twitty: You're the reason our kids are so ugly

8. Roger Miller: You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

9. Hoosier Hotshots: I like bananas because they have no bones

10. Travis Tritt: Here's a quarter, call someone who cares

Og siste bok går til Ronny Bratten, for sine to countrylister:

De mest macho countrysangene:

1. Dave Dudley - Six days on the Road

"there's a speed zone ahead alright, but I don't see a cop insight" 2. Merle Haggard - Swinging Doors

"my new home has a flashing neon sign"

3. Jimmie Rodgers - T for Texas

4. Elvis Presley - U.S. Male

"that makes you the property of this US Male"

5. Johnny Cash - Delia's Gone

"hate to watch her suffer, so with the second shot she died"

6. Bruce Springsteen - Highway Patrolman

"it was a guy on the floor, bleedin' bad - a girl crying on the table, it was Frankie she said"

7. Kenny Rogers and the First Edition - Ruby Don't Take You Love to Town

"if I could walk I'd take my gun and put her in the ground"

8. Townes van Zandt - No Deal

"when true love finally came my way, she was barely turned fifteen"

9. Tennesse Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons

"If you see me comin', better step a side. A lot of men didn't, and a lot of men died"

10. Waylon Jennings - Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys

"lone star belt buckles and old faded Levi's and each night begins a new day"

De beste countrysangene som handler om mor og far:

1. Merle Haggard - Mama tried

"no one could turn me right, but mama tried"

2. Lefty Frizzell - Mom and Dad's Waltz

"I'd fight in wars, do all the chores (...)because I know I owe them my all"

3. Hank Williams - I Dreamed about Mama Last Night

4. Elvis Presley - Mama Liked the Roses

"you know, I kept the family Bible.."

5. Dolly Parton - Coat of Many Colours

"..I told them of the love my mama sewed in every stich"

6. Johnny Cash - Send a Picture of Mother

"Say hello to Dad and shake his poor, hard-working hand, and send a picture of mother if you can.

7. Loretta Lynn - Coal Miner's Daughter

"In the summer we didn't have shoes to wear, but in the winter we all got a brand new pair"

8. Carl Perkins - Daddy Sang Bass

"Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor, me and little brother would join right in there"

9. Hank Snow - "Nobody's Child"

"No mommy kisses and no daddy smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobodys child"

10. Gram Parsons - "Brass buttons"

NY BOK: Musikkhistorien i listeform.